Anyone remember this?

Here’s a blast from the past! The complete “Story Time” story. Enjoy!

Once upon a time, just down the street, there was a little boy. Ever day was much the same, until one day… he looked out the window and saw a glorious and beautiful sight. It was Kiki, the 25 year old Asian swimsuit model next door. She had just moved in and… was trying to keep a low profile, espically given her past encounters with the FBI. The little boy went over to welcome his pretty new neighbor. Little did he know that… her house was being watched by Federal agents in a van across the street. As Shawn, our tiny hero, strolled over to the house… he was accosted by a tall man in a brown rain coat. The man in the raincoat said… “Skinnamarinky dinky dink, Skinnamarinky doo!” and ran away down the street yelling. Kiki rushed over to Shawn and… seeing that he was close to tears, told him to follow her quickly to the guest house so she could explain what was going on… with her dad. She said… “This will all end in tears.” She went on to explain that… the tall man in the brown rain coat was her father and he had never quite gotten over “The Elephant Show” being cancelled. As they were talking… the man in the brown rain coat walked in and started glaring at Shawn. In an effort to diffuse the situation Shawn…told an elephant joke. He said… “What is big, gray, and wears glass slippers?” The man looked at Shawn and said nothing. “Cinderelephant” said Shawn. Seeing as an elephand joke had done no good, Kiki… pulled out a yo-yo and handed it to her dad. He smiled, sat down on the couch and started playing with it. The crisis resolved, she walked Shawn out. As they were walking… a flying saucer appeared and started to beam them up. Kiki’s dad ran out of the guest house and started yelling… “Take me! Take me!” The aliens were so startled that they accidentally dropped Kiki and Shawn over the cliff behind her house and they both died.

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Posted on October 22, 2008, in Humor. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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